Quaid

Quaid is a confused gnome that continuously talks about his journey taking a fortnight, and eventually explodes in a fireball if you continue talking to him.

This entire sequence of events is a reference to the movie Total Recall, specifically a scene where the main character, Douglas Quaid, is disguised as a woman trying to pass through Mars customs. The disguise malfunctions, and can only repeat the phrase "two weeks" (a fortnight), and eventually explodes, killing a security officer and causing an explosive decompression.