Lachluger

Lachluger is a very cultured drunk, from Red Sheaf Inn.

First time you speak to him he misquotes Monty Python;
 * Ohhhh, I'm a lumberjack an' I'm okay-
 * I work all night an' I shleep all day!

Second time you speak to him he's singing a song by Tragically Hip;
 * I'm a werewolf, baby, now an' here I come!
 * I'm a werewolf, baby, now an' here I come!


 * ...(belch)

Third time you speak to him, I dont get the reference;
 * My momma was a sheepdog,
 * my papa was a hound,


 * an' when I fell in love with you, l'il pup,


 * I knew that I'd been found...

Finally when you speak to him for the fourth time he says;
 * Ah, it'sh okay, Sham- Everyone'sh a critic