Tolerating Noober

Once you find Noober by Nashkel  bridge, he will come up to you and speak with you. Once this is finished he come and speak with you again...and again...and again.

In total, Noober approaches and disturbs you 32 times. If you choose to put up with him there is 400 exp in it for you.

However you can kill him without losing any reputation. There is always of course the amusing solution of using the Wand of Polymorphing to turn him into a squirrel.

What Noober says, in order;
 * Hi, I'm Noober. Nice place, huh?
 * So, killed any monsters yet?
 * 1) Ever been to Baldur's Gate? I've been to Baldur's Gate.
 * Ugh, I think i stepped in something.
 * 1) Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying.
 * 2) What time is it?
 * 3) I haven't had a conversation this long, well...ever!
 * 4) What's that big weapon for?
 * 5) Those colours look pretty stoopid on you...
 * 6) I once knew this guy called Dilby. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me?
 * 7) What about now?
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 * Gee, you sure are patient. I've run out of things to say.